- We did not get in any car accidents
- Our car did not have any breakdowns
- There was very little traffic and no inclement weather
- Everyone made it to the destination alive and in one piece
- It could have been a LOT worse
Then, nap time rolled around and of course Blake didn’t fall asleep. He takes a solid three hour nap every day at home, but when he is put in a moving car with freeway white noise in the background, there is no luring to dreamland for this child. Instead, he performed one of the most projectile throwing up episodes I’ve ever seen. Blake has the worst gag reflex ever. He throws up a handful of times each month just from coughing, gagging on his toothbrush, or not chewing up his food completely. In this case, he was simply eating a pretzel and completely lost the entire contents of his stomach. He has thrown up 4 times in his carseat before and let me tell you, it is about the worst situation imaginable. It leaks into all the crevices and the entire carseat has to be disassembled, hosed down, and soaked to remove the contents. It’s about an hour process just to disassemble and wash the various parts let alone put the thing back together.
Or so we thought. There are two routes that can be followed on the drive from Salt Lake to Phoenix. One route goes through Vegas and is slightly longer but includes more major freeways. The other route is more direct but involves a lot of winding two-lane roads through reservations with no cell-phone access. We decided to take the Vegas route and make a “quick” stop on the strip where I knew Blake would absolutely love to watch the Bellagio fountain. To make a long story short, with missing the first intended show, trying to navigate through downtown traffic, finding a place to park, and walking back and forth through the casino to the fountain, our “quick” stop turned into a two-hour venture. And, poor Blake was so overtired and hungry from losing all of his food that he was only mildly amused by the fountain.
Jorden, however, was absolutely enthralled by the experience and was really glad that we stopped.
At that point it was dark out and we were only to Vegas; about the half-way point between Salt Lake and Phoenix. Blake was starving. We settled for some crappy fast food, hoping that Blake would eat and then be out for the night from exhaustion. Oh, but that’s right, this little boy does not sleep in the car! He dosed off a few times throughout the evening but basically just took little cat naps and was wide awake with complete exhaustion when we pulled into our destination at 1am.
The 1am part is right about where I lost my cool. Due to some lousy directions (thanks a lot, Google maps), we added about 150 unnecessary miles or 2 extra hours to our drive. We should have easily gotten to my parent’s house by 11pm had we taken the direct southeast route that I’ve always taken. However, I didn’t realize that the directions were poor until it was too late. I was driving and didn’t want to turn on the light for map verification for fear of waking up Blake during one of his said cat naps, so I kept following the written directions until the mileage math didn’t add up right in my head.
I kept thinking that the mileage signs must be wrong because of course my written directions would take us on the fastest route. I was so upset when I realized how much time we were needlessly adding to our already too-long trip (did I mention the smell?). I wanted to swear, hit things, and cry out of frustration all at the same time. Thankfully, Jorden took the wheel for the last hour because after driving for 5 hours straight, feeling bad for my miserable two-year-old, having a baby pushing up very violently against my ribs, and experiencing many angry emotions, I wasn’t in the greatest driving state.
Happily, we are all now in our destination safe and sound. I’ve had some sleep. Blake is making up for his lost sleep. I power washed the carseat and cracked open the car windows. I scrubbed the outside of the car in 75° sunshine. I lounged in a chair on the deck while making holiday plans with my mom. I didn’t have to cook dinner. We decorated my parents’ Christmas tree. Blake’s grandparents ate up every word he said. Life is good and the awful road trip will soon become a distant memory. We are moving on, enjoying family at Christmastime, and hoping for a better return trip.
That is one crappy road trip. Logan has the same problem, when he was a baby he threw up everything and now when he coughs hard enough or puts to much food in his month he is throwing up too. It sucks! I am so glad that you guys got the safely and that you are having a great time with your parents. Have a happy holidays.
oh man!! Quinn has thrown up on a road trip before and it was AWFUL. I feel for you!!! It wasn't nearly as far as your trip though! And my kids won't sleep in the car either!! is that what we get for training them to sleep so well at home in their cribs?? i hope the drive home is MUCH better for you– and have a very Merry Christmas!
Ugh. That sounds horrible. Hopefully your Christmas with the family is much, much better!
Totally horrible for sure!!! But I have to admit I am quite jealous of the wonderfully warm ending to your story 🙂
Aw, sad days! Well… I'm glad you made it safely. Soak up some sun for me, say hi to the fam, and have a WONDERFUL Christmas.