This boy won’t wear socks and shoes for the life of him. Usually we just go without since they are off his feet before I pull out of the driveway, but we at least make an effort for church. This particular Sunday, he took off both socks, both shoes, and his pants and belt within the first half hour of church.
He proceeds to shove rocks in his mouth.
And ends up with a (lopsided) mouth of rocks and sand.